Hail to the DT Kings

[Przemollo]

Troy and Beanny - RESPECT

[Popejp15]

i want my own topic every time i win a tourny

[Przemollo]

i think every one should have its own blog on this forum

[BEANNY504]

YUMMY

[Popejp15]

Prez ur getting better but u still need a little boost this will help i promis    
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2dUQ4dOGP4&feature=PlayList&p=13F41C74A3EC9C0B&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=31

[Przemollo]

This explains everything! Thank you pope
now I know why you are better then me

Thanks for your concern, but I prefer vodka 

[X ALARIC X]

  THE DEATH TANK PRAYER

  Hail to Alaric.

  King of Missiles, Destroyer of Death Tank Hopes, Dreams, and Aspirations, and Owner of the Original Golden Tank of Glory.

  Hail to Prezmollo.

  King of Repel Shields, Valiant Defender of Polish National Pride, and Lover of the Blue Waffle.

  Hail to Pope.

  King of Custom Game Modes, Oppressor of the Chosen People, and Purveyor of Energy Drinks of Questionable Origin.

  Amen.

[Przemollo]

You've gone too far with this blue waffle ALARIC

[X ALARIC X]

Prez ur getting better but u still need a little boost this will help i promis    
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2dUQ4dOGP4&feature=PlayList&p=13F41C74A3EC9C0B&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=31

  Here's a little something for you, pope.  I know you wish you could do the 'tactics' the way I could, so here is my power in a can...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkLlo2NyCaU&feature=related

[X ALARIC X]

THE DEATH TANK PRAYER, Part II:

Hail to Troy,

  King of the Trick Shot, Deceiver of the Parabola, and Annointed of the Death Tank Programmers.

Hail to Ktonado,

  King of Ground Shots, Founder of the Lag Continuum, and Master of the Silent Microphone.

Hail to Beanny,

  King of Nuclear Warheads, Evader of Vengeful Champions, and Scourge of the Robot Masses.

Lest we Forget Our place,
to Destroy the Luminous Bunions of the Death Tank Universe with Alacrity Most Savage,
Let it be Known that to Team Thyself and Thy Lesser Pilots against a Champion is to Know Defeat. 
Let it be Heard that the Kings are Unforgiving of Thy Transgressions.
Let it be Said that They, as Their Followers, are without Mercy.

Amen. 

[IMPROVISE]

excuse me where am i in all this?

[X ALARIC X]

excuse me where am i in all this?

The Death Tank God known as Improvise was out and not answering his prayers.  The faithful flocked to us instead 

OK, if it matters that much, I'll just write the whole goddamned thing again.  Welcome back, btw 

[IMPROVISE]

cheers dude i know helping orphans and helping young children learn to speak english for 3 months of my life is a sin but i could at least be included in the DT prayer!

[X ALARIC X]

Hail to ImprovisE,

  King of Rolling Mines, Goader of Lesser Combatants, and the Three Month Salvation of the Underprivileged.

[IMPROVISE]

nice