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« on: September 22, 2009, 03:57:01 AM » |
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Recently it's come to my attention that...well, nukes are bloody irritating. Especially in the hands of one BEANNY504. He sits there like a fat spider, waits for the leader to get hit, then scurries over with his jump jets and in one hamfisted move steals the kill. Every round he repeats ad nauseum.
So, what could be done to counter such a cunning and sophisticated strategy? Shields don't work, spark shielding is far too difficult to time right, and jump jetting under him will still get you shot. Not forgetting the others on-screen who are intent upon your demise.
Well, boys and girls, why not invest in a few Shockwaves? Time your jump, fly up, and put those nuking hooligans down where they belong. On the ground with the kill-hungry pilots who really will shoot at anything. Anyone else tried this?
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« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2009, 06:37:53 AM » |
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ha lol beanny won't go for me anyway because if he does he knows i will hunt him first every round even if it costs me the game!! hahahaha
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BEANNY504
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« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2009, 10:02:22 PM » |
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« Last Edit: October 07, 2009, 11:15:40 PM by BEANNY504 »
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« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2009, 11:56:02 AM » |
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I just thought you were fun to kill. I was using you last night for target practice in teaching my girlfriend how to play.  |
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« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2009, 02:45:30 AM » |
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ha i like this darkstar guy!!!!
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BEANNY504
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« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2009, 09:30:11 AM » |
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I find darkstar funny because i dunno who this guy or girl is and if i did play him or her I probably nuked him or her so hard every round that he or she quit then found this forum and now wanna bad mouth me but i don't care just as long as he or she knows every time I play him or her he or she is getting a nuke up the blanky blank . THEN YOU ARE GOING TO NEED SOME BEANNY REPELLENT FOR SURE |
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« Last Edit: October 15, 2009, 09:32:21 AM by BEANNY504 »
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« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2009, 10:52:05 AM » |
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« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2009, 12:12:17 PM » |
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Oh, I will give you that you were killing me quite often, but you were also great for target practice, with all the jump jet usage you make for a great moving target. What better way to get better than to shoot at that, and since you were using nukes. Every time I killed you it just felt right.
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X ALARIC X
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« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2009, 05:34:50 AM » |
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 HEY THERE KIDS! Is your average standard of Beanny repellent not working out? Then why not unearth the Beanny Repellent Dispenser [MK.II]? Otherwise known as the Interdictor, this fantastic device will have your Beannys put firmly in their place - on the ground. One happy user states: "Beanny is incredibly easy to handle with one of these; watch him bounce around the screen as he tries to gain control of his jump jets, with a cool beer in one hand and a smile on your face. Watch the fully extended aiming reticle flop around with all the grace of a stallion's limp manhood."
The Beanny Repellent Dispenser [MK.II]! Don't delay, find one today! (Conditions apply. Warning: may cause inexorable amounts of laughter and mockery.)
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« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2009, 01:51:53 PM » |
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Oh oh oh, put me down for 3. You never know when you'll need one. Plus you should always get one for friends and family. They will thank you for it. No one wants to go without one.
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BEANNY504
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« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2009, 01:49:22 AM » |
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Well since the interdictor is nothing you can buy but while you are mining for it I will have a nuke armed and I will (I repeat) will blow anyone's tanks tracks a loose now that is some serious nuking but if anybody wants SOME COME GET SOME. Just ask your buddies ender and dirk my partner and I were beating them so badly that they started killing themselves just ask them and tell them not to lie. But any who this is just a game to me I just enjoy playing it some of you guys take this death tank thang yes thang and not thing to seriously as if yall life depends on it. But as you can tell I am pretty good at this game and I mainly turn on my xbox to play this game I mostly play my PS3 if you wanna find me on that my psn is still BEANNY504 and if you want to bring it on there like crash commandos lets battle but anyways I am out this junt which means c ya. Oh yeah I also heard it was some shady stuff going on during the torney but I aint calling out no names or nothing but if you reply to this you will know who you are hint hint LOL  THE GUILTY ALWAYS TRY TO DEFEND THEMSELVES WE WILL SEE WANT WE YALL |
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« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2009, 05:21:34 AM » |
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Um...OK, breathe deeply, relax...Now understand it wasn't an actual tactic I was advocating. Trust me, you and me end up in the same game, I'll be looking to nuke your lagging tank first or put it on the ground with a shockwave.
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« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2009, 05:55:31 AM » |
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All I remember is working your ass that second game with my roommate Dirk that who hardly even plays the game. You remember that whooping we landed on you? Yeah you did beat us once, but if I can beat you and your cronie clipz with someone who is a relative novice, thats just sad. I'll take either of you any day of the week and you both know it
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« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2009, 02:11:17 PM » |
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Yeah you did beat us once, but if I can beat you and your cronie clipz with someone who is a relative novice, thats just sad. I'll take either of you any day of the week and you both know it
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« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2009, 04:20:28 AM » |
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Motion Carried |
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